Poem that i wrote

I can feel a new cavity coming
Way down back at the deep end
And I can tell this one will be hanging
Around for a while in my mouth

So I'm going to wait
Until all my teeth are holy-
Mouthful of holy teeth
And then I'm gonna say
Open up my mouth and pray
For a new set to lie beneath.

My molars are already peppered
My tongue is pushing at the back
Feels like shrapnel scattered
Waiting for one to pop.

So I'm going to bide my time
'til I'm smiling like a pirate
Or a medieval peasant
And then I'm gonna spray
Slap my palms to the dust and pray
For the good lord to make me a present.